listen I am rockin the sexy office lady aesthetic so hard rn

um no offence

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

listen tho .. there are like three girls on this site that i would be hardcore tryna date if we lived in the same country/city

accidentalslut:

I C O N I C

🎉❄️

it might be rly annoying to some ppl idk but I really love using Instagram on the daily and like sharing pictures of what I’m doing so my pals can see but also just keeping a record for myself it’s like a little digital album that u can take everywhere which is so cute and cool thanks

i went to nap in my dad’s car thank

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

heavy-hearts-and-open-minds:

have a selfie or whatever

whiteteethniall:

Hair like spinifex

whiteteethniall:

Hair like spinifex

my lunch was rly cool tho

this hangover will not go away and I have to be in the city for another seven hours at least