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grimelords:

Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.

Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

im so early to class this is ridic

Anonymous asked: Whats your ranking of spice girls from fave to least fave? Im nosey and interested

(SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG TO ANSWER)

um okay so as an adult they are all my equal faves bc they each have something v cool and unique to offer us a wonderful girl power pop icons!!

HOWEVER when i was little and they were my entire life this was my order

1. Sporty Spice - really, my love for her should have indicated that i was so Not Straight from a v v young age i used to wear temporary tattoos in the same spot where she had hers and literally BEGGED my mum for a pair of those sweatpants that were kinda shiny and had the white stripe down the side. man those were fashion’s GOLDEN DAYS son

2. Ginger Spice - literal style icon tbh. also hot girl wears what she wants, does what she wants and is also a Super Feminist Babe aka. my idol

3. Scary Spice - then it was scary bc i was a timid lil shy child and scary was my idol in all things badass ya know she was so hxc and unafraid i loved/love her

4. Posh Spice - now i love posh lots it’s just i love the top three more than life so she had to come in fourth. i always wanted my haircut like hers too but my hair was rly curly when i was little so i couldnt. i DID however get a posh spice bob at age 15 so ya know reach for the stars and all that kids

5. Baby Spice - idk man i never really got much from baby tbh i appreciate her value to the group obvs i love emma bunton and she was v cutesy and lovely but as a little kid i didnt rly relate to her that much tbh

THANK U 4 THIS QUESTION I LUV U

"look how we killed all the princes the castle is ours and we’re gonna reign" NEON JUNGLE IS MY LIFE THANKS

we’re doing plate and tray carry in class today and the trainer looked at my hands and said “shit your hands are small good luck”

meladoodle:

*taps glass to get your attention* everyone… i  look great

5 Seconds of Summer— Disconnected
1,504 plays

radtracks:

disconnected // 5 seconds of summer

i like the summer rain
i like the sounds you make
we put the world away
we get so disconnected

amyfieldmouse ITS SO GOOD OMG BAD MAN IS MY OFFICIAL ANTHEM

WHY ARE NONE OF US TALKING ABOUT HOW GOOD NEON JUNGLES ALBUM IS OJ MY GOD

dynastylnoire:

lightspeedsound:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

omfg 

"dick is abundant and low value"

"dick is abundant and low value"

"dick is abundant and low value"

officially the coolest thing I own

thanks jurassicaaaa for this marvelous creation 😘😘