nah sorry pal

Bowling For Soup— 1985
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1985 // bowling for soup


gothdirection did my makeup 💕

my hospitality training thing is really boring but super easy (next week i get to learn about/drink beer) and i had a fancy lunch in the city w my family bc our italian exchange student arrived this morning and now im baking a cake :)

kid walking by: hey dad this would be an awesome magic trick *puts pebble in mouth and starts chewing*


nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

can’t ship niam cause I feel like those two are the epitome of “no homo no homo”


“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”


i know how we all accept seventeen-year-old punk sirius as essentially canon but also to that i want to add to that the image of tonks coming downstairs in grimmauld place one day in a siouxsie and the banshees t-shirt and remus is just  oh no, oh no i have such a type oh no.

i get so ridiculously nervous about going new places I’m like 40 minutes early lmao


rules for experimenting with bisexuality:

  • wear safety goggles and closed toed shoes at all times
  • always work in well-ventilated areas
  • dispose of bisexual waste byproducts in the appropriate bins
  • report any spillage of bisexuality to your professor immediately
  • if bisexuality gets in your eyes or skin, flush with cool running water for at least 20 minutes